29th

I have a problem with doing my top 5 albums of the year because i'm very clearly feeling favoritism towards the things i've listened to a lot recently, but here are some albums and their categories:

five albums that came out that i really liked:






three "culturally relevant" artists in 2008 that i only like 1-3 songs from but i like them a whole fucking lot:




the three albums i've been listening to a lot this month:




my favorite album of 2008 hands down:

26th

i think in 2009 i need a new strategy.

24th

"it's a warped tour thing."
-demar of plain white t's fame, on why there are baby wipes in his bathroom.
gross/awkward.
12/24/08

23rd

i'm in chicago. it was one degree (11 below windchill). my mom got me a coat. i went to five star and ak with nick and de'mar. my mom was impressed that i know someone in the plain white t's. what? lol. went to pick me up. ate buffalo tofu. stomach hurt too bad to sleep more than an hour and a half. still does. took a walk at 7am. walked by places i have been a skrillion times in my life. salty shoes.

now i'm in oak brook and it's snowing and there's a cute baby and we are listening to the new karaoke songs without singing them.

"whoa, dance moves"- me to my dad.


my computer was the only means i had to capture this sweet little dude at the time, and it figures that kathy was watching fuse and the "i don't care" video was on.

i brought the joy of hipsterrunoff.com to kimber, and no one else in the world could ever appreciate it as much as he does. that's really all i got.

18th

i hate to be this predictable, but, honestly.....
if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.

figuratively speaking of course. whoa-o-o!

17th

this is what unemployment looks like:

and it looks totally awesome.


tell you what. you show me someone who isn't a complete disappointment, and i will show you my impressed face.

14th

i will not ever, ever be a secret again.


and neither should you.

13th

ghost town christmas party last night.
tiny dress+ red wine+ dancing to kanye west= immodest attention whore.
it's ok though. i earned it.
where i wanna go, i don't need you.


dnr. do not remember.

personal cheerleader.

favorite fools.

plié, relevé.

and that's how that ends.


i keep your love locked down, your love locked down, you lose.


you lose.

12th

jesus, jared. i like you, but i don't like like you.

-me
professional freelancer, jared enthusiast (but not in that way)
12/12/08

11th

i do not like to admit that i occasionally read the blogs of people who are internet-famous for blogging, but sarah morrison's blog had this on it after vague stories about boys she's known, from kind of a long time ago, and i read it this week as it made sense in conjunction with a lot of things that have been going on in my head simultaneously:

.....Some of these boys come back in and out of the above scenarios. Some do not speak to me for years, months, days, or ever again. Some move back in. Some leave for good. I am simply there. I am really not a part of any of these stories. These are not really my stories. They are theirs. I could be anyone. I could be anything. I am simply their mistake.

People will yell at the person at the flight counter because they missed their flight.

They will yell at the parking ticket attendant for issuing the ticket on his windshield.

They will insist it was their alarm clock not them that made them late to work.

They will blame you because they could not have you back.

They will blame you because they loved you too much.

They will blame you because they let you down.

They will blame you because they still love you.

They will blame you because you are easier than blaming themselves.

They will blame you for being their mistake.



mostly this week i learned that you can stop being angry at someone without actually forgiving them. it's a relief to know. this means that if you earn it, i never have to forgive you, but we can peacefully coexist and still get to laugh at each other's jokes.

the person i learned this from is not who it's the most useful to apply it to.

this means that there is someone else i don't feel i have to forgive. but don't worry. i'm not mad.

8th

so this morning when i arrived at my car, it looked tampered with and i wondered if i was enough of an idiot to leave my car unlocked. sure enough, no ipod in my middle console. the other things they took, as of right now, include: a coat from old navy, a paper shopping bag, and a kind of weird jacket. they left a marc jacobs purse, some boots, and a cashmere sweater. wtf? they also took the ipod accoutrements, including the cord to the tape adapter, but not the tape since you have to turn the car on to eject it. way to go, genius. they broke in through the smaller part of my back passenger window and left everything half open, including my trunk and gas tank, because um, people keep money in there sometimes? not sure.

but at least i'm not lindsay lohan, who looks, at best, like a hot 40 year old, on the reals.

5th

other than anteaters, this is possibly my favorite internet picture theme:








3rd

good looking dudes are boring in the sack. they just lay there and look pretty like they are doing you a favor.

-isabelle davis
kid robot employee, journalist, sexual philosopher
12/1/08

new thangs

so for all 20-give-or-take people who read this, i'm just heads-upping that i've reworked some labels for different posts and i'm going to start writing more things that are relevant to people other than my friends and people who like to listen to me complain. this includes: hilarious things that people say (/im/text/etc) (i will do my best to quote myself infrequently), movies/bands/music videos/internet phenomenons/clothing/websites i like (see "things i like"), bars/restaurants/places in la ("los annelise", duh). this doesn't mean there will be any shortage of ex-bf shittalk, pictures of animals from the internet, or pictures/stories about me being drunk. don't worry.

i love talking to an audience i don't have. how do internet celebrities live with themselves?

2nd



i'm anticipating this heavily. it's like the cutest of all animal pictures on the internet come to life.

1st


just got these shoes


and the best fitting hoodie i've ever owned during post-thanksgiving sales. love them.


waiting for these to come.

really into keepcompany.com right now.

23rd



ahahaha fuck.

23rd

unfortunately i can't embed this because it's been disabled but this video for lenka (track: the show) was produced by my friend steve buchanan, and i think it's adorable and i love watching it. it gave me a little bit of a crush on lenka and i can't wait to work with steve again... knowing the budget on the video, he is basically a wizard.

link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTSU-mFWGs

22nd

i'm editing this because i don't remember what i was talking about when i wrote it. the joys of alcohol, kids. they include the possibility of panting and ill-advised text messages.

15th

for 4 years now, i have had a friend that it was strange not to know before that. the upside is honest conversations, lack of a need to try, and laughing at things no one else would even find to make sense. the downside is the occasional pain of the heart on her behalf. i am generally grateful for the people that made her, and one is now gone. she possessed a lot of qualities that i hope to have later in my life and most of all, she loved at full volume in ways that those who refused to try to did not understand.

elizabeth colliard, myself and a lot of silkworms thank you and bid you goodnight.

14th




personal fave.

12th

i posted last night and i deleted it, because it was a little too melo-d for my tastes.

basically last night for the first time in a long time i felt like i was really in l.a., where not being cool enough means that genuine sincerity is lost on people who only want you to be a joke. they're not going to tone it down for me, so when i try to be real it's like setting myself on fire. don't worry though, if you're already in the club you can be addressed like a real person.

the irony is that some people think i'm honestly an asshole... turns out others don't want me to be anything else. further irony is that everyone can suck a d.

9th



that's a bad day. i took a picture of my eye but it was both a weak depiction and too gross to show so i think it's best left to the imagination.

thanks a lot, target eyedrops, you really fucked my weekend.

here's a riddle: what can you do when your eyes are damaged? answer: sleep. (or pretend to.)

for fuck's sake, do NOT go to county hospital. do not put yourself in a position that means you have to go to county hospital. get good insurance and go to cedars. or seattle grace, if you live in fantasy land/ on abc.

5th

oh grow up. i don't want to start fights on the internet, with teenage cousins of mine or anyone else. but boohoo, when you make more money you have to pay more taxes. sorry but that's why government runs the way it does. like it or not, we have to help each other. and you think that's so drug addicts and lowlifes and deatbeat dads can steal your money for welfare and unemployment and- god forbid- socialized medicine?

what about a friend or a cousin or a niece? maybe she needs your tax money, for her unemployment and her health care. even though she went to one of the top 25 most prestigious (and expensive) universities in the country, and has an experience level worth at least 50k a year. open your eyes. you aren't just "sharing the wealth" and getting your money stolen by lazy people. the economy is shit, and now even the most employable of graduates needs government help.

obama runs this shit now.

4th

if you're not voting today, lose my number.



for anyone who thinks that voting for an obama is voting in a popularity contest, or supporting something because i want the cast of gossip girl to support my political decisions, i can assure you that my political beliefs are 100% based on my own needs and thoughts, and really, quite selfish.

i want hybrid cars to come with tax breaks so i can get one and gas is cheaper. i want socialized medicine so i can get my back and other mysterious ailments fixed. i want my student loans to entitle me to pay less taxes and i don't want them to quadruple just because i had to get them privately. i want to be able to get an abortion, forbid it becomes necessary. i want to live somewhere that tries to increase diversity to compensate for the thousands of years of history dedicated to advantages for being white and having a penis. i want there to be increased unemployment while the economy recovers, because i don't want me and my friends to starve. i want jobs to stay in america, so myself and everyone i know who has graduated within 5 years of this one doesn't get an ulcer working a job they hate or having no job at all.

i know that both obama and mccain support same sex civil unions but not marriage, and that that they both believe its a decision that should be left to individual states. i know that they have similar views on some environmental and educational issues, and some regarding immigration.

there are plenty of other things i could comment on, but i'm not sure if my credibility extends to feelings on foreign policy. what i can assure you is that my vote is educated. is it selfish? hell yes. but isn't that the reason for a democracy? everyone tells the government what THEY need and the government, in turn, attempts to provide it? a utopian theory, for sure. but in the most basic sense, it's the truth.

is there an element of obama being like a cool uncle who gives his wife pounds and has a good sense of humor? yes, for me, there is. because i also want the leader of my country to be relatable, and i can't relate to a really old dude and a pretty talk show host of a VP nominee. i can relate to a black guy who grew up in chicago. i can relate to the child of a single mother who has a world of expectations upon him. i can relate to a guy who wants black teenagers to know that they aren't that good at basketball and they aren't lil wayne and they need to go to college (that is an actual quote). but just like at work, when i want to work with a less experienced crew member who i get along with better, yes, this is part of my decision. i don't deny it and i also don't apologize for it. you know who else was a sweet dude? clinton. he was so cool he got bjs on the job. now, he should have owned up to it, true. but he was in office from when i was 7 to when i was 15. a core part of my childhood. in this time period, my mom was 27 to 35, which is pretty key in a person's life as well. if bush had been in office while my mom was at such a critical point in her career, i doubt we could have bought a home in 2001. i doubt i would have been able to visit a european country every year i was in high school. she believes this and i do as well. when i was 7, i'm pretty sure i liked ross perot but i think that had more to do with the fact that he looked like a cartoon character (hence the voting age...). i am not 7 anymore. i am not making a decision based on superficiality or celebrity endorsements and i'd like to send a big fuck you very much to anyone who thinks that's all an obama supporter is. i don't fault you if you support mccain, because i'm sure you have reasons that relate to YOUR situation. but if it's because you want to dare to be different, then here's a fucking hot topic studded belt for being so different that you don't like the different guy because too many other people do. give it a rest. and if someone isn't the brightest bulb in the box and they want to vote obama because someone they think is cool does (or if they want to vote mccain for this reason), that's fine too. because when you're simple, that's all you have to go on, and why else would the advertisement industry be the lucrative monster that it is unless we were in such large part a simple people, or a people too lazy to educate themselves about their options? i don't identify with it because i did my research, but if someone is just voting based on relatability to serena van der woodsen, then go on that if it's all you got. at least you're voting.

though i have no qualms with people who identify strongly with a religion, i don't see myself as one by any means. what i do identify with is the need to rely on a force bigger than oneself. but that doesn't have to mean a god or jesus christ, who was kind of a babe. today it just means america. so instead of praying i am pleading that you cast your personal request for a leader who will serve your selfish ends. and if you're the average person, not a rich person, the kind making less than $5 million a year (john mccain's estimate for the upper border of the middle class... i think i speak for everyone when i say "wtf"), that leader should be barack obama.

this country has become a joke. after 8 years of one of the worst examples of guidance in history, why wouldn't you be ready to try something as different as possible?

unconventional leaders become legends.

2nd

i've got fun to report and pictures to go with it, but i'm waiting for access to them first.

something has been going on for a little while that i initially didn't have a problem with... sometimes even supported, because i thought it would have some sort of productive, peaceful end. i now realize that it won't and my feelings on it have turned to a (familiar) nausea and repulsion, because people don't change and i don't have the kind of patience for tired methods that i once had. it's great to know you're on someone's mind, but not if it turns out they never got a single point you tried to make.

last night was great but i displayed my new skill of walking away instead of fighting with people more than once, and this is just one more to add. this is me getting it out of my system. there's no need to tell anyone what they've done anymore. if they don't know, they (still) don't get it, and telling them won't change that on a bigger scale.

31st

i want to be this every year!!!!




*shrug* dunno man. just bein me.

27th

went to vegas with kat, mike, and marc. behaved accordingly.


You've got to play big to win big... from Mike Hemsley on Vimeo.


Shake it from Mike Hemsley on Vimeo.


does Katy Perry realise what she's done? from Mike Hemsley on Vimeo.


On the phone to management from Mike Hemsley on Vimeo.

the third one is my favorite. i'm a fun little mess.

25th

so like, i haven't built up the best-looking roster, but zach braff is just not good looking.

sorry kat.

23rd

i see 18 year old couples every day now, and so many times the "good girl" and the "bad boyfriend" are in the hall and she's freaking out about his phone ringing or getting a text. and the guy is all exasperated and she's all mad. and i want to be like, seriously? dude, make sure your phone is clean and just let her clear her paranoia, and girl, unless you want to marry the dude, just leave it alone. you don't want to know the things young dudes (and old dudes) will say to anyone to ease their insecurities. at the same time, little girl, if that's all it is you're probably lucky. i've seen both, and is flirtation for an ego boost disappointing? yes. but reading about sexual encounters of the second, third, fourth, and fifth kind is way, way worse.

basically i'm lucky that the boyfriend i had when i was 18 only made me cry about another girl because she told him she liked him and he said he had a girlfriend that he loved very much. brett klein, you damn saint. and thank god i'm not 18 anymore... that shit was wacky.

"a pimp tells the truth and keeps them all on deck. cheaters and liars are just that, not pimps."
-jennifer christensen

"who knew modern technology would just give people more ways to be scumbags?"
-rachel arias

"i can't tell if it's crazier that smarmy used to be so appealing, or that it isn't anymore... i guess that means we're growing up."
-me

21st

phil is one year old:


he really appreciated our efforts at celebration.

metro station was a month ago, but here are some pictures from it anyway:


billy ray and some bumper cars.

performance and a dirt bike.




i'd be so cute if someone could just carry a 1k on my good side constantly.

it's a problem when i'm blogging pictures a month later and my bank account still doesn't know the shoot happened.


i wore a barbie helmet to ride an atv on the beach in ensenada.


in my spare time i produced this video.


rachel had a birthday from katalina williams on Vimeo.
and then i acted like a butthole for rachel's birthday. surprise!



here are some important links everyone should become familiar with:

where to go to save america
why elderly people of the jewish persuasion are for obama
isabelle davis and ben fishner's music blog
where to go in the future to learn who's ruining lives