31st

i want to be this every year!!!!




*shrug* dunno man. just bein me.

27th

went to vegas with kat, mike, and marc. behaved accordingly.


You've got to play big to win big... from Mike Hemsley on Vimeo.


Shake it from Mike Hemsley on Vimeo.


does Katy Perry realise what she's done? from Mike Hemsley on Vimeo.


On the phone to management from Mike Hemsley on Vimeo.

the third one is my favorite. i'm a fun little mess.

25th

so like, i haven't built up the best-looking roster, but zach braff is just not good looking.

sorry kat.

23rd

i see 18 year old couples every day now, and so many times the "good girl" and the "bad boyfriend" are in the hall and she's freaking out about his phone ringing or getting a text. and the guy is all exasperated and she's all mad. and i want to be like, seriously? dude, make sure your phone is clean and just let her clear her paranoia, and girl, unless you want to marry the dude, just leave it alone. you don't want to know the things young dudes (and old dudes) will say to anyone to ease their insecurities. at the same time, little girl, if that's all it is you're probably lucky. i've seen both, and is flirtation for an ego boost disappointing? yes. but reading about sexual encounters of the second, third, fourth, and fifth kind is way, way worse.

basically i'm lucky that the boyfriend i had when i was 18 only made me cry about another girl because she told him she liked him and he said he had a girlfriend that he loved very much. brett klein, you damn saint. and thank god i'm not 18 anymore... that shit was wacky.

"a pimp tells the truth and keeps them all on deck. cheaters and liars are just that, not pimps."
-jennifer christensen

"who knew modern technology would just give people more ways to be scumbags?"
-rachel arias

"i can't tell if it's crazier that smarmy used to be so appealing, or that it isn't anymore... i guess that means we're growing up."
-me

21st

phil is one year old:


he really appreciated our efforts at celebration.

metro station was a month ago, but here are some pictures from it anyway:


billy ray and some bumper cars.

performance and a dirt bike.




i'd be so cute if someone could just carry a 1k on my good side constantly.

it's a problem when i'm blogging pictures a month later and my bank account still doesn't know the shoot happened.


i wore a barbie helmet to ride an atv on the beach in ensenada.


in my spare time i produced this video.


rachel had a birthday from katalina williams on Vimeo.
and then i acted like a butthole for rachel's birthday. surprise!



here are some important links everyone should become familiar with:

where to go to save america
why elderly people of the jewish persuasion are for obama
isabelle davis and ben fishner's music blog
where to go in the future to learn who's ruining lives

6th

this is so epic.

3rd



that josh forbes is such a card when he's just hanging out with his good friends.

here is more about this momentous event that i was a party to: http://www.videostatic.com/vs/winchpulley/index.html