25th
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merry christmas, here's stephen colbert rapping in a suit jacket hoodie.
7th
I think I am figuring out what I really want to do. It has to do with books and movies. So consider my ideal job search expanded to include another low-paying field.
2nd
i returned to la from chicago today. i'm wondering if you can only really love things you have a history with, the same way you can only hate things you have a history with. applied to both people and things.
goddamn if the whole place doesn't make my heart hurt in such a great way, make me think maybe it wouldn't be so bad if i had to go back, because of just being there. tacos in the middle of the night and $4 jameson drinks, a whole mess of good looking dudes, children and dogs that love me and i love back, being able to hang with my family. i mean who knows. maybe moving back would still mean failure and it's a consolation prize, but i guess there are worse ones.
11th
feeling stuck between mediocre and below average is tiring, and i want to get to a point where i can focus on the one thing i'm good at and have it be appreciated and have everyone else take care of the rest, or at least a point where i'm past caring (not really that second one). we all have a place and i refuse to believe i've found mine because i am neither comfortable or satisfied yet and i have so much more to do.
i just want to lose 15 pounds and live in brooklyn and tell people how to make books into movies and have a puggle/yorkie terrier.
and i'd like everyone in my life to be as unwavering as the friend i celebrated a 5th anniversary with yesterday, because if i have to be the way i am at least i get to have someone else to understand it.
i don't think that's too much to ask.
photo: pleasefindthis.blogspot.com
22nd
"isn't it weird how at one point you were like, 'wow, i'm going to have fun with this person for the rest of my life!' and then there turns out to be something completely wrong with them? like they do a bunch of shitty things because they're kind of insane and they ruin everything that could have been by being awful? i think it's so weird."
also, i want this dog more than i know how to explain:
also, i want this dog more than i know how to explain:
8th
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rym6rGHAJg
so that's the video for "forever" with drake, lil wayne, kanye, and eminem. it is a mess. first of all, it's for lebron james' documentary more than a game so i guess the photos and home movie stuff is cute. however, it's cut with this crazy slick pop video type footage of all four rappers, who never appear on the screen at the same time, superimposed over themselves and dancing in front of giant sparklers. i mean does hype williams just sneeze on a piece of paper when he hands in treatments? (probably.) it opens with lebron playing online poker. is that some sort of metaphor? kanye is doing some kind of violent interpretive dance, he's clearly doing a breaststroke right before the 3-minute mark, and drake has clearly taken some tips from him. oh, sweet mushroom clouds, are those real or vfx? because either way they look fucking stupid. and eminem inexplicably has approximately 200 black men standing behind him. why does lil wayne call himself a martian? any clues?
that said, i kind of like the song. classic lines like "swimmin in the money, come and find me- nemo." eminem is against all odds a really good rapper. go figure. oh, and i would drake.
so that's the video for "forever" with drake, lil wayne, kanye, and eminem. it is a mess. first of all, it's for lebron james' documentary more than a game so i guess the photos and home movie stuff is cute. however, it's cut with this crazy slick pop video type footage of all four rappers, who never appear on the screen at the same time, superimposed over themselves and dancing in front of giant sparklers. i mean does hype williams just sneeze on a piece of paper when he hands in treatments? (probably.) it opens with lebron playing online poker. is that some sort of metaphor? kanye is doing some kind of violent interpretive dance, he's clearly doing a breaststroke right before the 3-minute mark, and drake has clearly taken some tips from him. oh, sweet mushroom clouds, are those real or vfx? because either way they look fucking stupid. and eminem inexplicably has approximately 200 black men standing behind him. why does lil wayne call himself a martian? any clues?
that said, i kind of like the song. classic lines like "swimmin in the money, come and find me- nemo." eminem is against all odds a really good rapper. go figure. oh, and i would drake.
6th
it's hard to talk about someone in your blog when you know that person reads it regularly. unless you're 14 years old and that's the intention. so all i will say is this:
like one purple sweater away, basically.
like one purple sweater away, basically.
3rd
i have said several times that i want to be "leslie mann's character in every movie," that is, messy, overly emotional, being taken care of (knocked up, 17 again).
i have realized that i am zooey deschanel's character in many movies (gigantic, 500 days of summer), that is, scared, mean, fucking up perfect things.
but i don't know. maybe summer grows up to be scarlett. maybe happy grows up to be debbie.
i can not to save my life tell you why i felt i should share this with this thing i never use, but "samson" by regina spektor is a pretty heartbreaking song, so there is also that.
go fuck your bong.
i have realized that i am zooey deschanel's character in many movies (gigantic, 500 days of summer), that is, scared, mean, fucking up perfect things.
but i don't know. maybe summer grows up to be scarlett. maybe happy grows up to be debbie.
i can not to save my life tell you why i felt i should share this with this thing i never use, but "samson" by regina spektor is a pretty heartbreaking song, so there is also that.
go fuck your bong.
19th
it's day 14 of the peach plum pear film shoot. the first feature i will have produced, for the rest of my life.
it's kind of like a relationship. the best and worst thing there is. dramatic, extreme, all the qualities that make any one thing completely worth it.
we will remember this forever, and in my memories, the good parts will overshadow the daily demons. i could expel from how full my heart is, for this movie, for these people that i want to know forever.
become a fan and follow our blog.
someday this fall, i will be the most proud i've ever been.
it's kind of like a relationship. the best and worst thing there is. dramatic, extreme, all the qualities that make any one thing completely worth it.
we will remember this forever, and in my memories, the good parts will overshadow the daily demons. i could expel from how full my heart is, for this movie, for these people that i want to know forever.
become a fan and follow our blog.
someday this fall, i will be the most proud i've ever been.
12th
here are 10 things i liked since the last time i posted, and one ongoing theme that i don't like:
1. the jimmy eat world clarity tour.
2. good hangs with demar, and craig and i trying to out-annoying each other constantly... plain white ts hangs in la, vegas, and la again.
3. having isabelle davis around for a week. so good for me, so necessary, love her so much.
4. starting the project of PPP.
5. incubus shoot. best production crew, smooth sailing, good shoot.
6. new new found glory.
7. 30 rock.
8. k-dubs and i keeping each other afloat, the usual.
9. the get up kids.
10. gin.
oops!
1. the jimmy eat world clarity tour.
2. good hangs with demar, and craig and i trying to out-annoying each other constantly... plain white ts hangs in la, vegas, and la again.
3. having isabelle davis around for a week. so good for me, so necessary, love her so much.
4. starting the project of PPP.
5. incubus shoot. best production crew, smooth sailing, good shoot.
6. new new found glory.
7. 30 rock.
8. k-dubs and i keeping each other afloat, the usual.
9. the get up kids.
10. gin.
oops!
28th
notbeinfunnyofnuffenbutiwusjustandininthelineandvisnoritethisfucki
nasianjumpedaheadovmeandimjustlikeHELLONOTBEINFUNNEHORNUT
HENBUTIDIDNTNOTHISWUSAPAKIBUSbutimnotimnotimnotbeinfunnehbu
tiwusmindinmybiznisandhejustfuckenuno
-kimber, baby v, who never thought he'd be on a boat.... to fwance.
i'll let you know when i don't like england anymore.
nasianjumpedaheadovmeandimjustlikeHELLONOTBEINFUNNEHORNUT
HENBUTIDIDNTNOTHISWUSAPAKIBUSbutimnotimnotimnotbeinfunnehbu
tiwusmindinmybiznisandhejustfuckenuno
-kimber, baby v, who never thought he'd be on a boat.... to fwance.
i'll let you know when i don't like england anymore.
24th
can't sleep here in the uk, in the mornings. just at night and afternoons.
too many good things to comment on. too much fun, too much necessary emoting, too much fixing our insides, too much poisoning our insides, too much love. never enough. how much is enough? how long is too long?
go here and watch a great video that my talented, amazing, original friends made:
http://www.ghosttownmedia.com/videos/heartbreak/
so so good. someday i will make you proud too.
too many good things to comment on. too much fun, too much necessary emoting, too much fixing our insides, too much poisoning our insides, too much love. never enough. how much is enough? how long is too long?
go here and watch a great video that my talented, amazing, original friends made:
http://www.ghosttownmedia.com/videos/heartbreak/
so so good. someday i will make you proud too.
17th
is that what you call a getaway? tell me what you got away with, cause i've seen more spine on a jellyfish, i've seen more guts on eleven-year-old kids.
so have another drink and drive yourself home. i hope there's ice on all the roads, and you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt, and again when your head goes through the windshield.
lyrics as true as they were in 2001, and always true, the fact: "if you wanted to, you would have."
lyrics from a song that references a bible quote that translates to forgiving someone an infinite number of times.
nope. sorry. you had your chance(s) and nothing ever changed. forgiveness means nothing if you need to exercise it in the same direction over and over again.
so have another drink and drive yourself home. i hope there's ice on all the roads, and you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt, and again when your head goes through the windshield.
lyrics as true as they were in 2001, and always true, the fact: "if you wanted to, you would have."
lyrics from a song that references a bible quote that translates to forgiving someone an infinite number of times.
nope. sorry. you had your chance(s) and nothing ever changed. forgiveness means nothing if you need to exercise it in the same direction over and over again.
13th
"I'm either going to kill myself or go to London." -josh forbes
"SAMESIES!!!"- me
i mean i don't exactly have to spell it out now, do i? let's just say i'm truer to my word than he is.
"SAMESIES!!!"- me
i mean i don't exactly have to spell it out now, do i? let's just say i'm truer to my word than he is.
30th
i accept payment in the form of glory.
i'm watching the edit right now and i will be just as stoked when this bad boy is finished.
24th
"this chapter of my life is called 'big riff and the snakes'"
-josh forbes, music video director and profound observer.
-josh forbes, music video director and profound observer.
18th
i belong to the school of distraction, which is one of the many reasons i will miss the little salamander that backed up her camry almost daily so i didn't have to walk four extra feet. there's a time and place for feelings and this is not it, dude.
do yourself a favor if you like laughing or animals or me because i honestly feel like this website is a portion of myself, and visit fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com. i also for some reason admire the fact that it's been kept a blogspot.
speaking of animals, i literally saw a rooster on alvarado and a skunk on hyperion. all in one day. i don't live on a farm or in the fucking forest so what is that about exactly? can animals be hipsters? my mind actually works like that, true story.
also, ladyfriends:
makeup forever makes a powder that could potentially change the world. think about how you felt about bare escentuals when it was new and seemed like a whole new frontier? this is like some next level shit. it will make you look airbrushed and photoshopped. i honestly thinks dudes could wear it, should they want a more flawless complexion.
well jesus, this was fucking boring, right, ex girlfriends of dudes i may or may not have dated at some point in time that read my blog for no actual reason? i mean maybe it wasn't, maybe i just opened your eyes to a beauty product that you'll appreciate. who knows, either way, there's no dick touching in my life so breathe easy babe.
do yourself a favor if you like laughing or animals or me because i honestly feel like this website is a portion of myself, and visit fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com. i also for some reason admire the fact that it's been kept a blogspot.
speaking of animals, i literally saw a rooster on alvarado and a skunk on hyperion. all in one day. i don't live on a farm or in the fucking forest so what is that about exactly? can animals be hipsters? my mind actually works like that, true story.
also, ladyfriends:
makeup forever makes a powder that could potentially change the world. think about how you felt about bare escentuals when it was new and seemed like a whole new frontier? this is like some next level shit. it will make you look airbrushed and photoshopped. i honestly thinks dudes could wear it, should they want a more flawless complexion.
well jesus, this was fucking boring, right, ex girlfriends of dudes i may or may not have dated at some point in time that read my blog for no actual reason? i mean maybe it wasn't, maybe i just opened your eyes to a beauty product that you'll appreciate. who knows, either way, there's no dick touching in my life so breathe easy babe.
13th
let's talk about rock of love tour bus this week. first of all. this bitch is the star of the crazy rodeo:
brittaney. she is an ex-porn star. her fake boobs are old, wrinkled, and laced with stretch marks. they resembled blue ribbon cantaloupes from 1984.
not to mention that she burst into tears several times in the episode, and pulled the race card on natasha, telling her she got a VIP pass because she's black. "i'm not that crazy wild naked person anymore." well, she isn't naked... i love how they play murder music when they show her.
(this picture does her no justice.) to natasha's credit, her retaliation was "you tan to get closer to my complexion, bitch." after which brittany sniffles "my grandfather was black," and reiterates this in her confessional shot, adding, "he was a beautiful black man." o rly? how did he feel about ur pornoz lol?
another two of my favorites:
marcia has said about herself: "im a sweet brazilian bombshell" which is a dumb thing to say. she also says "wooooo, TEQUILA!" with that unnecessary spanish accent and makes the rock sign way too much.
but i still like her. she had beef with this bitch last week, the highlight of which was something like "i'm not just going to let this bitch throw chips at me"
um, hi! your face is scary as fuck! what else is there to say? she looks like she's had botox already and like something is always stinky.
now they're best friends, because they like tequila and have the same earrings! yayy!!!
this is farrah, who won a VIP pass for borrowing mystery's big furry top hat for her and brett's fake wedding. to be fair, he was dressed like a twink chippendale.
g-a-y!
the penthouse pet is STILL the classiest one.
here she is giving bret the lingerie from her first penthouse shoot. point made.
this one was eliminated this week. she has a masters in storytelling...
...you don't fucking say. of course you do!
parting words: "i thought this was rock of love, not rock of fuck" someone doesn't have cable.
i miss dj lady tribe!
i think i'm in love with maria, the 40-year old former model:
not only do kat and i need her plastic's surgeon's number, she also responds appropriately to awkward situations:
(bittaney)
brava. i love vh1. the end.
brittaney. she is an ex-porn star. her fake boobs are old, wrinkled, and laced with stretch marks. they resembled blue ribbon cantaloupes from 1984.
not to mention that she burst into tears several times in the episode, and pulled the race card on natasha, telling her she got a VIP pass because she's black. "i'm not that crazy wild naked person anymore." well, she isn't naked... i love how they play murder music when they show her.
(this picture does her no justice.) to natasha's credit, her retaliation was "you tan to get closer to my complexion, bitch." after which brittany sniffles "my grandfather was black," and reiterates this in her confessional shot, adding, "he was a beautiful black man." o rly? how did he feel about ur pornoz lol?
another two of my favorites:
marcia has said about herself: "im a sweet brazilian bombshell" which is a dumb thing to say. she also says "wooooo, TEQUILA!" with that unnecessary spanish accent and makes the rock sign way too much.
but i still like her. she had beef with this bitch last week, the highlight of which was something like "i'm not just going to let this bitch throw chips at me"
um, hi! your face is scary as fuck! what else is there to say? she looks like she's had botox already and like something is always stinky.
now they're best friends, because they like tequila and have the same earrings! yayy!!!
this is farrah, who won a VIP pass for borrowing mystery's big furry top hat for her and brett's fake wedding. to be fair, he was dressed like a twink chippendale.
g-a-y!
the penthouse pet is STILL the classiest one.
here she is giving bret the lingerie from her first penthouse shoot. point made.
this one was eliminated this week. she has a masters in storytelling...
...you don't fucking say. of course you do!
parting words: "i thought this was rock of love, not rock of fuck" someone doesn't have cable.
i miss dj lady tribe!
i think i'm in love with maria, the 40-year old former model:
not only do kat and i need her plastic's surgeon's number, she also responds appropriately to awkward situations:
(bittaney)
brava. i love vh1. the end.
12th
i was watching the video for 'miserable at best' by mayday parade, which i'll link but not embed because while it was pretty, it made no sense and i am a snob. here. the best part was when i scrolled down to see if any of the comments explained what exactly the storyline was supposed to be (they didn't) and found this instead:
i don't know who you are, mikey.reinv...ented? but you made me laugh today.
i don't know who you are, mikey.reinv...ented? but you made me laugh today.
11th
i was reading diablo cody's blog again and she was talking about the snuggie, which i attempted to explain to kat.
"a snuggie is pretty much a slanket" -me
"can you hear yourself talking right now? its like you're giving a lecture on alternative blankets" -kat
(the inspirational photo of diablo in a snuggie)
(the slanket.... this guy creeps the fuck out of me)
I WAS RIGHT THOUGH.
"a snuggie is pretty much a slanket" -me
"can you hear yourself talking right now? its like you're giving a lecture on alternative blankets" -kat
(the inspirational photo of diablo in a snuggie)
(the slanket.... this guy creeps the fuck out of me)
I WAS RIGHT THOUGH.
10th
Diablo Cody is such a good writer that even her myspace blog is well written and fun to read. even her twitter is! do you know how frustrating that is? it's making me wonder if i'm good at anything, if i have any talents to speak of. i can't write for shit, i don't birth ideas... i can tell you what line number parking tolls and gas is and i can let you know your rate on a 8k/15k/40k/100k (curiously, on the last two it probably wouldn't differ much) job, but that's boring. i was under the impression that i had some sort of creative skill and i'm suddenly terrified that i've been wrong all this time.
7th
amazing still it seems...
i'm 23 and i have eye wrinkles galore.
but you still can't really tell in photobooth. and i guess that's what counts.
the best birthdays are the ones where you only rely on the people you know will show up. the best parts are the ones where only they are invited.
i'm 23 and i have eye wrinkles galore.
but you still can't really tell in photobooth. and i guess that's what counts.
the best birthdays are the ones where you only rely on the people you know will show up. the best parts are the ones where only they are invited.
4th
ok, i give.
i want a vampire boyfriend, and i want him to look like this.
i fell victim to the shitty vampire trend. awesome. i'm a girl.
i want a vampire boyfriend, and i want him to look like this.
i fell victim to the shitty vampire trend. awesome. i'm a girl.
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