Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts
18th
i belong to the school of distraction, which is one of the many reasons i will miss the little salamander that backed up her camry almost daily so i didn't have to walk four extra feet. there's a time and place for feelings and this is not it, dude.
do yourself a favor if you like laughing or animals or me because i honestly feel like this website is a portion of myself, and visit fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com. i also for some reason admire the fact that it's been kept a blogspot.
speaking of animals, i literally saw a rooster on alvarado and a skunk on hyperion. all in one day. i don't live on a farm or in the fucking forest so what is that about exactly? can animals be hipsters? my mind actually works like that, true story.
also, ladyfriends:
makeup forever makes a powder that could potentially change the world. think about how you felt about bare escentuals when it was new and seemed like a whole new frontier? this is like some next level shit. it will make you look airbrushed and photoshopped. i honestly thinks dudes could wear it, should they want a more flawless complexion.
well jesus, this was fucking boring, right, ex girlfriends of dudes i may or may not have dated at some point in time that read my blog for no actual reason? i mean maybe it wasn't, maybe i just opened your eyes to a beauty product that you'll appreciate. who knows, either way, there's no dick touching in my life so breathe easy babe.
do yourself a favor if you like laughing or animals or me because i honestly feel like this website is a portion of myself, and visit fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com. i also for some reason admire the fact that it's been kept a blogspot.
speaking of animals, i literally saw a rooster on alvarado and a skunk on hyperion. all in one day. i don't live on a farm or in the fucking forest so what is that about exactly? can animals be hipsters? my mind actually works like that, true story.
also, ladyfriends:
makeup forever makes a powder that could potentially change the world. think about how you felt about bare escentuals when it was new and seemed like a whole new frontier? this is like some next level shit. it will make you look airbrushed and photoshopped. i honestly thinks dudes could wear it, should they want a more flawless complexion.
well jesus, this was fucking boring, right, ex girlfriends of dudes i may or may not have dated at some point in time that read my blog for no actual reason? i mean maybe it wasn't, maybe i just opened your eyes to a beauty product that you'll appreciate. who knows, either way, there's no dick touching in my life so breathe easy babe.
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